Not Married with Children XXX

Parody! Not from the makers of the TV show.                       09/16/2009
Studio............X Play                                            Reviewer
Producer..........Scott David & Jeff Mullen                           Parody
Director..........Will Ryder                     
Distributor.......LFP Video                     
Videographer......Will Ryder/Miles Long         
BTS...............Will Ryder/Nick Ventura       
Make-Up Artist....Marianne      
Media.............Blu-ray 16x9 HD
Points............ 8.92
Allyssa Hall            iafd  Hot. Honeyblonde        Aug 2008          
Brittany O'Connell      iafd  MILF. Hot redhead!   E  Dec 1997          
Brooke Belle            iafd  Sexy cute blonde.    E  Sep 2007          
Emy Reyes               iafd  Latin. Sexy & cute      Oct 2008          
India Summer            iafd  MILF Brunette. Sexy!    Dec 2006  CAVR Nominee
Kagney Linn Karter      iafd  MS. Sexy cute blonde.E  Dec 2008          
Kimber James            iafd  She-male. Blonde.       Sep 2009          
Kora Cummings           iafd  MILF. Sexy brunette.    Dec 2008          
Madison Scott           iafd  AZ. Sexy busty blond E  Sep 2007          
Payton Leigh            iafd  MILF. Honeyblonde.      May 2007  CAVR Nominee
1> Kelly Preps For Her Date.                                                
     Kagney. Nude on bed. Dildo solo. Self titty play. Tastes dildo.        
     Barrett Blade gets brief BJ on sofa. No cumshot.                   8.80
2> Divorce Party Sex.                                                       
     India & Nick Manning & gals. Touching. Kora gives brief BJ.            
     In bedroom. Topless. BJ. Nude. Eats & fingers her. Clit solo.          
     Screwing. P2M. Screwing & clit solo. He strokes off on face.       8.90
3> Magic Spa.                                                               
     Allyssa & Emy & Brooke & Dane Cross as Bud.                            
     In spa. Topless. Touching. BJ. Les kiss. Nude. Screwing Brooke         
     & clit solo. Brooke open mouth facial. BJ clean up.                8.90
4> Shoe Store Heaven.                                                       
     Madison & Brad Hardy. In shoe store. Funny Kimber size 9 skit.         
     Sexy outfit. Kiss. Eats & fingers her. Topless. BJ. Screwing &         
     clit solo. P2M. He strokes off in open mouth. BJ clean up.         9.00
5> Peg & Al Get F..ked.                                                     
     Brittany & Erci Swiss. Sexy outfit. In bed. BJ. Nude. 69 her on        
     top. Screwing. Screwing & clit solo. He strokes off on her tits.   8.80
6> Is That a Prisoner.                                                      
     Kagney & Reno. Funny shoe store skit to begin. On sofa. Sexy           
     black outfit. Touching. Eats her. BJ. Titty screwing. Screwing.        
     He strokes off in her open mouth. BJ clean up.                     8.80
Extras                                                                Extras
Chapters           Choices:                                              
                     Scene Title ID.
Extras             BTS:                                                  .20
                     Part 1                                      26:05   
                     Part 2                                      24:15      
                     Part 3                                      23:37      
                     Part 4                                      24:32      
                   Bloopers.                                      9:33   .10
                     Kimber size 9 is funny! 
                     How did they complete this movie? 
                   Director/Producer.                            13:56   .10
                   Movie Trailers:                                       .10
                     Not the Cosbys XXX                           3:22
                     Not the Bradys XXX                           2:20
                     Not Three's Company XXX                      2:01
                     Not Bewitched XXX                            1:37 
                   Photo Gallery.                                        .10
                     Various sizes pictures. 
                       Base DVD extras rates                            8.50
Ratings: Movie     Sex action for 6 scenes averages                     8.87
         Extras    DVD extras rates                                     9.10
         Quality   Video and lighting rates                             9.50
         Audio     Stereo 2.0 rates                                     8.50
Special Note:
         CAVR only gives out a trophy for Movie of Year to
         Blu-ray releases.

         This release was sent to me on DVD and then 2 weeks
         later on Blu-ray.

         This has happened on other releases in the past and
         I simply re-review and add the Blu-ray features and
         usually it ends up with a higher score.

         It didn't work out this time.

         The DVD version had more features and extras than the
         Blu-ray version.

         In the DVD version I padded the ratings to include
         a extra score for the movie script. But, I didn't
         do that to any other Blu-ray releases so I took it
         out in the Blu-ray release.

         In summary, the Blu-Ray release changes:
            No Select a Star.
            No Select a Star and pick type of sex to review.
            No Replay DVD Intro.

         Usually the Blu-ray version has more goodies
            then the DVD version.

         Original Review
Production dates: 03/2009.                                             Email